Holy Roller! Full Moon!
After 4 days of constant activity from moving from a condo to a modular home, I couldn’t ‘honestly’ be responsible for my actions, now could I?
I participated in a local Methodist Church Flea Market in order to let go of some unecessary items as well as advertise my LAFOLOT business. So, let me make my excuses BEFORE I tell you what happened! HA HA!
1) I had spent at least 4 days with non-stop physical, mental and emotional activity due to planning and participating in my move.
2) My new, modular home located in a beautiful trailer park, does NOT YET have air conditioning.
3) I barely finished moving all my stuff by Friday evening.
4) I hadn’t slept in 3 nights due to the heat and humidity.
5) I barely had time Friday evening, to prepare my ‘stuff’ for the Flea Market this past Saturday!
Have I made enough excuses? HA HA
If I had been sleeping, I had prepared to awaken at 4:30am for a healthy breakfast and time to get to the church by 6:00 AM for setup. Problem is, I hadn’t slept. But! I DID get there with some stuff to sell and to promote my business! *HOORAY!
INTERESTINGLY! I had ‘thought and wished’ that I would somehow end up next to the nice folks I had been placed next to last year. I had also ‘though/wished’ that they would have a Carricaturist there, again this year. I have wanted one done for my LAFOLOT Live Life! Laugh Often! Business Products.
WELL! I got my wish! How strange was this! I was directly next to the lovely/helpful folks I had met last year. ALSO – how strange is THIS! At the last minute, they had scheduled a wonderul young woman/CARICATURIST and she was on the LEFT side of my space! Spooky, Huh? The other strange thing is, she could only stay 3 hours and I ended up being her only customer!
So, being TOTALLY exhausted, I just could not get comfortable. My knees and hips were aching! I tried my low beach chair in a bag, that hurt worse! I ended up giving it to someone.
I tried sitting in my open Hatchback to my Subaru Outback, that didn’t work.
I tried sitting on a couple plastic cases I had my t-shirts in, nope!
I tried sitting on the grass, no way – didn’t work either.
I even tried pulling my car into the space next to mine, vacated by the carricaturist, so I could sit in my car.
So, as a last resort, I had not yet sold a ‘used only once’ air mattress in a bag. It was bulky, sat about 3 to 4 inches off the ground in its bag. I felt it would help my back and allow me to stretch my legs out in front of me. So, JUST AS a Mom, Dad and two kids were approaching my tented space -
I GRACEFULLY lowered myself to the packaged, rolled, deflated air mattress. HA HA
As I put all my weight on it – (evidently ALL the air wasn’t out!)
I ROLLED completed backward, SLOWLY (not hurting myself, due to it being so close to the ground)
My FEET AND LEGS COMPLETELY UP IN THE AIR!
MY BUTT IN FULL VIEW – MOON – at the family coming towards me
I had become a HOLY ROLLER – presenting a Full View HOLY MOON to the family!
I rolled over to my side, got myself up and said: ‘I REALLY didn’t do that on purpose to entertain you!’
They didn’t even blink an eye! I guess seeing my LAFOLOT It’s Healthy! signs stuck into the grass made them think nothing of it!
I’m surprised the Pastor didn’t come over and kick me off the lawn for doing a Holy Roller Full Moon!
*grin
LIVE LIFE! LAUGH OFTEN!
Gives a whole new meaning to STOP, DROP AND ROLL!
Ha Ha Helen Szollosy – Living Life in the Moment
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