Well, let me say, upfront, that I DO actually feel really good wearing this DEVICE!

I purchased the Kymaro New Body Shaper. I was very excited when it arrived in the mail, yesterday!

Since I had watched the Paid Advertisement where it shows, over and over and over and over and over again how to EASILY put the DEVICE on, I decided to JUMP right into it!

Uh… did I say jump?

Well, you have to easily (per the instructions) STEP into it, and gradually work it up your body.

Did they say easily and gradually? Let me tell ‘ya – you can’t do anything BUT gradually!

I looked like I was doing a native/tribal dance while trying to easily step into this thing.
Legs pumping up and down from the knees, bending my body to and from – side to side – bobbing my head up and down – doing several jumps and….

VOILA! It was on! I go to look in the bathroom mirror and –
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BREASTS?! THEY WERE FLATTENED TO MY CHEST! (Great sports bra idea!)
I HAD THE DARN THING ON BACKWARDS! AFTER ALL THAT EFFORT!

I wasn’t breathing heavy – basically – because I couldn’t BREATHE!

So I start to do my native/tribal dance again to get the straps off my shoulders so I can remove it…
OH NO! not all the way – just far enough down my legs to TURN IT AROUND –

Thinking I’m quite clever… not taking it totally off – to reduce the amount of fight time – pulling it back up.

OK – so more tribal/native dance maneuvers, head bobbing, huffing, puffing….
VOILA! IT’S ON!
Back to the mirror!

OH NO! MY BREASTS ARE BOTH POINTING TO THE LEFT!

*#@!#@!! I hadn’t turned the DEVICE totally around for it to face forward!

OK – 3rd times a charm! Back down it goes – tribal/native dance number three….
I WAS REALLY STARTING TO GET THOSE DANCE STEPS DOWN! I SHOULD TRY OUT FOR – “SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE?” AND JUST BRING THIS BODY SHAPING DEVICE ON STAGE WITH ME! I’D SURELY WIN!

OK – so, back down to the ‘turn the device around point’ – half way down my legs…. THIS time, I think I have it POINTING FORWARD – I hope….

More tribal/native dance, huff puff, nearly broke a thumb joint pulling those straps up over my shoulder and …
VOILA! IT WAS ON! BREASTS POINTING FORWARD – BELLY FAT ALL TUCKED IN – EYES WIDE OPEN – STARING AT THIS TUCKED IN BLOB OF A BODY IN THE MIRROR.

But! I must say! I FELT REALLY GOOD! I actually wore it to watch an episode of NCIS –
Looking very slenderized, sitting in my TV chair – eating…
CARROTS
GRAPES
YOGURT
NUTS
BERRIES…. I MUST SAY – THIS IS ACTUALLY A WEIGHT LOSS DEVICE!

After that workout – it inspired me to eat healthy!

Ha Ha Helen ‘Living in the moment…’
Blessings…
[this blog can also be seen under Blog Circle Helenoflafolot writer: Vibrant Nation]