Across from me was a man sitting at a four-chair table top.

I realized I heard a vibrating noise. Knowing a lot of folks carry their cell phones – when I pinpointed the direction of the vibration noise, it was coming from the direction of the man sitting across from me.

BUT! After the 2nd vibration sound came, I realized IT WASN’T HIS CELL PHONE! I saw him LIFTING his LEFT BUTT CHEEK along with the sound!!!!! I realized – he was PASSING GAS! He was very professional at it, keeping his eyes focused on a magazine he had brought in with him to read, after his buffet lunch.

I had to smile… because, when I was in highschool – I went to our local Zembo Temple Mosque to see GEORGE CARLIN – LIVE!! Part of his comedy act was describing the thing we do in church, known as the: LEFT CHEEK SNEAK!

The man had done a left cheek sneak! *pfffft! pffffft! I wonder if the late George Carlin was channeling through him? Guess George would have been ‘bowel’-ing over with laughter!

Ha Ha! No joke! It happened just a couple weeks ago!

Ha Ha Helen of LAFOLOT
LIVING LIFE IN AMAZEMENT!
LIVE LIFE! LAUGH OFTEN!